godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

(Source: captainstormwind, via iamhelenoftroy)

actuallyclintbarton:

princess-peachie:

sebadasstian-stan:

[x]

MAINE COON BABY PARADE

SCREECHES

(via iamhelenoftroy)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via iamhelenoftroy)

ANUBIS NO

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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(via thighrabanks)

trebaolofarabia:

amanderegg:

rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive

That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.

trebaolofarabia:

amanderegg:

rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive

That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.

(Source: televandalist, via land-of-storm-and-tungsten)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

(via land-of-storm-and-tungsten)